All Points Bulletin

Yes, people, I am still alive. I have just been visiting my mama for a few days. Wait, scratch that. Little One has been in visiting for a few days. I simply accompanied her. She has a pretty big following. You can see that here and here.



Little One thought you all would like to see her new (a smidge too big) underpants, compliments of my mother. I'm so proud of mom for breaking out her fancy-schmancy monogramming machine. She should start a little side business, no? French hand sewing, smocking, monogramming...yes, my friends, she does it all.

We left The Love of My Life with 4 nights of uninterrupted sleep, a weekend long hunting buffet (you know, all-you-can-hunt...get it? OK, bad joke), and a whole lot of missing his girls. As I am the primary housekeeper, cook, laundress, and indoor plant-taker-care-of-er, what might you think I returned home to? Remember, my man had 5 days and 4 nights BY HIMSELF. I'll give you the scoop tomorrow.