Ambushed

Dear Macy's Employee who talked to me for 20 minutes yesterday afternoon,

It's okay to be lonely and want to chat. But for future reference, you might want to avoid asking expectant women how much weight they have gained, if they plan to breastfeed, if they have purchased their nursing bras, tops, and pajamas, etc, etc. You might also be interested in knowing that as much of a compliment as you meant it to be, telling me my thighs look like they haven't gained an ounce is NOT appropriate.

Thanks,
A woman who no longer recognizes her own ankles