Sunday, August 19, 2012

Oh My Stars


We're a pretty modest family.  I've accidentally exposed myself to Little One only once.  It was traumatic...more for me than her.  And then, of course, while nursing Bug there was slight exposure.  But somehow, decency was maintained to the extent of extreme curiosity and questions that left me feeling a bit vulnerable.  Anyway, Little One knows that we keep "bosoms" covered.  End of story.

This weekend, LOML sent our sweet girl skipping into our bathroom to take a bath due to her usual tub being used by my MIL .  Because I didn't tell him, LOML was unaware that I was occupying the shower, clear curtain and all.  I heard the little footsteps in the bedroom, I heard the sweet little voice say, "Mama?"  But my reaction time was too slow.  The door flung open, her little frame filled the doorway, and her eyes popped out of her head.  I shrieked, she ran.

LOML realized what happened as he heard the shower running and found her hiding in the drapes.  "I'm just so disappointed that I saw mama's bosoms," she said painfully.  She was near tears, traumatized by the shock of seeing her mother naked. 

Still showering, LOML came in to discuss with me what had transpired.  When he returned to the bedroom, this is what went down:
LO: Daddy, are you disappointed?
LOML: Oh, sweetheart, no.  You did exactly what daddy told you to do.  I'm disappointed that I sent you into the bathroom, not knowing that mama was in there already.
LO: No, no, no, no, no daddy.  I mean are you disappointed that you saw mama's bosoms too? 

Oh. My. Stars.

14 comments:

C said...

bahahaha! gave me a good laugh, she is something else!

SKF said...

Oh My Word, your household is funny! Cant wait until the littlest one jumps in to add her opinions. Too Funny!

The Buchanan Family said...

Thanks for making my monday a better one! Too funny!

Taylor Wise said...

Totally hilarious!

Emily said...

I'm laughing out loud. TOO cute and funny.

Eleanor said...

Poor punkin!! Too too funny!!

Brooke @ Blueprint Bliss said...

Precious thing. This made me laugh out loud!

The Rohman Family said...

Oh my word. That girl is ADORABLE!

The Walker Family said...

Cracking up. You made my crazy day a little lighter. :)

Anika said...

ahahhahahahahha oh my goodness, that was hilarious.

Allison and Ryan said...

That is the cutest and funniest story!

Wanting What I Have said...

Oh my! That is so, so, so funny!

Corrie said...

That's hilarous! I read it to Joe and we've ben laughing about it since!

Parker said...

This is amazing! And hilarious.

Also, I didn't know you had a blog. Now that I do (thanks to SKF), I'm going to be following along.