Shanked

In junior high school (and beyond) shanking was a common procedure done on the unsuspecting. More specifically, it was when you were in the 7th and 8th grade mixed PE class as a 7th grader trying to impress those oh so hot 8th grade boys. There was just something about those elastic waisted PE shorts that made it all too tempting, even among the girls. I can still hear Mrs. Maddox's voice (this one's for you, LJ), "Guh-rls, guuuhrls."

All that to say, Little One had a pretty good cry. I peeked in on her once she had settled down. Check out what I found:



Rule #1: Never shank yourself
Surely she'll learn.

*Please ignore the disgusting spit-up puddle. It's going in the laundry asap.